Wednesday, January 28, 2009

My Bloody Valentine 3D Hardcore Movie Review

By Tim Beachum

Without even having to think about it twice. I have to give this movie two thumbs up and a punch in the face! The 3D in this movie has taken things to an entirely new level. As most of you know I am probably one of the biggest movie buffs on the planet. However todays movies fall short (and that's being nice) when it comes to satisfying the consumer.

My Bloody Valentine was also social proof that movie dates and horror films go together like Whitney Huston and a crack pipe. I am sure from the aroma in the air someone in the theater forgot to go to the bathroom before watching the movie. As the old man waved the double barrel shotgun from right to left everyone in the audience began moving out of his way. When the tree branch flew threw the windshield you heard the crowd shriek as they were ducking down in their seats.

Defiantly not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. Finally I am glad to report that the filmmakers have actually knocked this puppy out of the movie screen and right into your lap.

I guess it would only be fair for me to give you a little warning. It is of the upmost importance that you use the bathroom before viewing this movie. Once the words put on your 3D glasses appears on the screen " all hell is about to break loose. From that moment on the majority of your time will be spent ducking pickaxes, dodging flying bullets, and darting out of the way of falling tree limbs.

Im not by any stretch of the imagination saying that the 3D is perfect. There are obvious times where the 3D seems a bit gimmicky because the story forces its occurrence of projectiles. However the majority of the times the 3D is spot on.

As most of you know nudity and horror movies go together like Britney Spears and cupcakes. However with most horror films you only get what I like to refer to as peek-a-boo nudity. Now you see it, now you dont. Not with My Bloody Valentine 3D baby! You get the full on all out breast in your face nudity. Actually you get way more than that, BUT I am trying to keep this site as clean as I possibly can.

I do however have something that I am a little curious about. I was wondering how does the film company plan on releasing this on DVD? Will the 3D effects still look good on a regular television? Will they only issue one pair of 3D Glasses with the DVD version if its released in 3D? Will you be able to use the glasses that you used and should have saved from the movie theater?

Let me get down to the real reason that you are here. You want to know the answer to the question, To Bootleg or Not To Bootleg. My answer is simple NO WAY HOMIE! This movie is great and is spot on all the way around. Im afraid that I cannot support the bootleggers on this one.

Now that I am thinking about it Has Hollywood found a way to finally bootleg proof pirated movies? In a recent interview an employee from the REAL D company which is the company behind the new 3D technology. This guy was bragging that this new technology would virtually eliminate pirating all together. Surly this is someone who doesnt understand the underbelly of the Internet. I guarantee you that by the end of the year someone will find a way to bootleg this new technology. - 15432

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